This is the Microlino. Made by those chaps and chappettes who created the fold up micro kick scooters, this little bean on wheels could be…..could be….the future.
Month: February 2019
Look how nice Swiss trains are.
UncategorizedSeats! Clean seats! There’s no shit or piss anywhere!
The Queen is an AA member
UncategorizedIt came as a bit of a surprise to discover the Queen is a member of the AA. I mean, look at that car. That’s not gonna brake down is it. And even if it did, I’m not sure the Queen would be expected to wait in a layby for a yellow van to turn up.
There some serious pros to writing for a beer magazine
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Today features dogs.
UncategorizedLots of dogs. And they smell. Why do dogs smell? I mean, they roll in poo and eat poo and poo poo. But they smell like musty old paper mixed with corpse, so it can’t be just poo.
Happy Ever After
Random BollocksI bought myself this book on impulse. I have no idea how good it’s gonna be but be sure, a comprehensive book review will follow in 38 poos time. (I read on the loo).
The Mermaids Purse
Random BollocksI recently found out this thing is called a ‘MermaidsPurse’. Interesting enough I’m sure you agree, what’s even more interesting though is that it’s actually a sharks egg case. Yup, a shark. A bloody shark! It’s not like a great white or whatever, but ruddy interesting nonetheless.
The Lunch
UncategorizedFuck me this is good.
