This is the Microlino. Made by those chaps and chappettes who created the fold up micro kick scooters, this little bean on wheels could be…..could be….the future.

Seats! Clean seats! There’s no shit or piss anywhere!

It came as a bit of a surprise to discover the Queen is a member of the AA. I mean, look at that car. That’s not gonna brake down is it. And even if it did, I’m not sure the Queen would be expected to wait in a layby for a yellow van to turn up.

Lots of dogs. And they smell. Why do dogs smell? I mean, they roll in poo and eat poo and poo poo. But they smell like musty old paper mixed with corpse, so it can’t be just poo.

Fuck me this is good.