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Month: February 2019

The future?

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This is the Microlino. Made by those chaps and chappettes who created the fold up micro kick scooters, this little bean on wheels could be…..could be….the future.

February 20, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment

Look how nice Swiss trains are.

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Seats! Clean seats! There’s no shit or piss anywhere!

February 19, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment

The Queen is an AA member

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It came as a bit of a surprise to discover the Queen is a member of the AA. I mean, look at that car. That’s not gonna brake down is it. And even if it did, I’m not sure the Queen would be expected to wait in a layby for a yellow van to turn up.

February 14, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment

There some serious pros to writing for a beer magazine

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February 13, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment

Today features dogs.

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Lots of dogs. And they smell. Why do dogs smell? I mean, they roll in poo and eat poo and poo poo. But they smell like musty old paper mixed with corpse, so it can’t be just poo.

February 12, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment

Happy Ever After

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I bought myself this book on impulse. I have no idea how good it’s gonna be but be sure, a comprehensive book review will follow in 38 poos time. (I read on the loo).

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment

The Mermaids Purse

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I recently found out this thing is called a ‘MermaidsPurse’. Interesting enough I’m sure you agree, what’s even more interesting though is that it’s actually a sharks egg case. Yup, a shark. A bloody shark! It’s not like a great white or whatever, but ruddy interesting nonetheless.

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The Lunch

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Fuck me this is good.

February 8, 2019 olliepeart_wl37nq Leave a comment
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