Absolutely chucking it down in Nantes.

There is a lot more to presenting radio than I ever imagined. It’s insanely technical, not just the buttons, but the way you talk, where you talk and what you talk about. New found respect for everyone on the radio.

This is the Microlino. Made by those chaps and chappettes who created the fold up micro kick scooters, this little bean on wheels could be…..could be….the future.

Seats! Clean seats! There’s no shit or piss anywhere!

It came as a bit of a surprise to discover the Queen is a member of the AA. I mean, look at that car. That’s not gonna brake down is it. And even if it did, I’m not sure the Queen would be expected to wait in a layby for a yellow van to turn up.

Lots of dogs. And they smell. Why do dogs smell? I mean, they roll in poo and eat poo and poo poo. But they smell like musty old paper mixed with corpse, so it can’t be just poo.

Fuck me this is good.